tittled:

mijo:

(via spongebobssquarepants)

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

(via parallel-parking)

guts-of-glass:

heck-im-lost:

suspicious-sweaters:

chally-wally:

fandoms-winkitywonk:

imsuch-a-cliche:

zavens-bellarke:

fandomdiabetes:

eughg:

dinosaur-laser-comics:

back-that-sass-up:

gayforjotaro:

procrastinationstan:

elliexer:

beetlebongos:

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

i completely understand

I completely understand this

I think I just experienced asmr from looking at these

i fucking used to chew those colorful clear shits

dear lord

Oh my god I remember

Um you forgot the snacks

shit you right

And those little fucking coloured dogs, what are the dogs called FUCK they helped with numbers and came with huge fucking books they are midnight snacks

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

classicmeevs:

(via lubricates)

meanplastic:

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

(via joshpeck)

midtown120blues:

I asked my co-worker who’s show we’re working today and he said “I don’t know some fuckin children’s band” and it was imagine dragons

(via lubricates)

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy that calls you ‘angel’

(via lubricates)